Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Chris's (And My Dad's) Hilarious Bachelor Commentary

Hi friends! We are just over here at the Tucker house trying to survive another round of sickness. Poor G baby wasn't sick for the first 9 months of his life and now he can't seem to catch a break. We snuggled a lot today and hope he is on the mend. 

Thankfully we got to end the day with The Bachelor. And, as an added bonus, my dad was here to comment along with Chris!


When Raven talks about getting the one on one and Corinne not getting it - You girls are whack.

So all these girls go on a date? With him? At once? I don't get it. (Shakes head.) - Dad

Chris mocking Nick when the girl's walk up on his at the dairy farm - Hey, no big deal. You caught me...just feeding a cow.

When Kristina starts talking about falling for Nick - No. You don't stand a shot (?). 

Are we fixing to have a girl fight?

Raven's date at the skating rink - Does he get a fake ring and give it to her? Yes or no?

As Raven is talking about her worth - Ya, because if you don't value her, you'll be hit over the head with a stiletto. 

I'm going to have to start recording this. every. single. week. (Eye roll.) - Dad

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

WIWW: Gingham + Link Up

My dad could use some prayers this morning! He goes in to the police station identify the man who attacked him and we are all hoping this puts an end to this terrible ordeal! Since he was attacked from behind, he obviously didn't get to study the guy's face, so we are praying he is led to choose the right guy. Have a great day!

If you want to read about my dad's attack, click here.

Happy Wednesday!!

Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Chris's Bachelor Commentary

Monday nights are my favorite night of the week! And Chris's! He won't ever admit it, but he loves himself some Bachelor. Here is his commentary from this week's episode:

Asssssstttttrrrriiiiiiddddd, ovvvvf courseeee I vwill except thissss roseeeeeee. (in his best Russian/Darth Vader voice?)

When Corinne is complaining about not getting attention - I really don't need that much attention....now come holllddddddd meeeeee!!! (He is KING of needing attention.)

When Corinne didn't get chosen to be serenaded - Smell ya, C!

I'd almost rather have them (the Backstreet Boys) play the CD version of their song because they are brutality.

I groaned when Corinne was complaining to Nick about being a bad "planned" dancer and Chris looks at me and says, "Babe, be sweet." Hahahaha!

I commented on how cute Vanessa's workout pants were and Chris mocks me and says, "Sooo cute! Fabletics!" 

As Vanessa is puking and comments on how Nick is so sweet to not leave her side - What's he gonna do? Say, "Alright, B, you hang tight over there. Peace."

Get 'em V! (As Vanessa is commenting on Corinne and Nick in the bounce house.)

About Corinne - Gosh, babe, she's so cheesy.

Wait, what? No way! - Sarcastically commenting about how the show is to be continued.

Happy Tuesday!

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